If I Didn’t Have a Pet…
… I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety.
… My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated.
… All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture & cars would be free of hair.
… When the doorbell rings, it wouldn’t sound like a kennel, and`I could get to the door without wading through fuzzy bodies who beat me there.
… I could sit on the couch and my bed the way I wanted,
… without taking into consideration how much space Several fur bodies would need to get comfortable.
… I would have more money and less guilt about going on a real vacation.
… I would not be on a first-name basis with numerous veterinarians, as I put their yet unborn grandkids through college.
…The most used words in my vocabulary would not be: out, sit, down, come, no, stay,& leave him/her/it ALONE.
… My house would not be cordoned off into zones with baby gates or barriers.
… My house would not look like a day care center,with toys everywhere.
… My pockets would not contain things like poop bags,treats and an extra leash.
… I would no longer have to spell the words B-A-L-L,F-R-I-S-B-E-E, W-A-L-K, T-R-E-A-T, R-I-D-E, G-O
… I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house as outside.
… I would not look strangely at people who think having ONE dog/cat ties them down too much.
… I’d look forward to spring and the rainy season instead of dreading ‘mud’ season.
… I would not have to answer the question ‘Why do you have so many animals?’ from people who will never have the joy in their lives of knowing they are loved unconditionally by someone as close to an angel as they will ever get.
How EMPTY my life would be!